Ask me anything! I'll answer every question, even the most ridiculous ones. But I'll answer it how I like. But I'll still answer it.

So go and Anonymously-ask-me RIGHT NOW! >:D [link]

Answers and questions will be updated in this journal:

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a brick dog house?
Pfft... none. Pancakes are useless to me: you can shingle a brick doge house using mudkips. Oh, and cake.

Are you gay, bisexual, straight, or none of the above/left?
Well, I'm only 14. I think I'm straight.

Do combs taste better with mustard or kecktup?
Neither. They taste better with applesauce.

Are you a(ya know) A Racist
Well, yes, I'm not racist. You're confusing me, because if you say 'you're a A Racist', the capital A before Racist means you're not racist: it's an expression. (e.g We're A Religious, meaning we're not religious.)
Anyways, I am racist sometimes. But always as a joke. Living in Australia, it's normal to make light racist jokes without doing any harm. I go to a very multicultural school in Australia: 60% is asian, despite Australia being a predominantly white society.
So, the answer is yes and no. >:V

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a noise? (trick question)
How would you know? Sound is a wave, but unless they're is anything in the forest to 'translate' the sound, it is just a mere wave, like light. OMGWTFBBQ

How long is yo' penis? O:
I'm only 14. D: I'm still growing.
Anyways, it's long enough.

What is your favorite band?
I dunno; anything that isn't too mainstream. Could be between Muse, Karnivool, or Coldplay.

Why haven't you made an emote for ODST?
What is ODST?

Do you have any suggestions for aspiring pixel artists?
Yes. Keep making art helps. But most the help comes from looking a great pixel art and taking a closer look at it; you know, drag into Photoshop/Fireworks/you're program and zoom it. Take note of the dithering, the shading, the lines, and especially the colours. Colour is important in pixel art. Lines come first obviously, but colour comes close to it. Dithering should only be used as a last resort. Colours are there so you can get the perfect balance and harmony of shading, and create a mellow colour palette.
Pixel art is much like drawing and painting.

If you could meat Obama in person, what would you do?
Nuthin.

Can I has question?
Yes.

If I can question, can I has emote too?
No.

How long is yo' penis? O: ?sinep 'oy si gnol woH
Reversed for emphasis & truth! (different person asking)
Who is asking this? It's longer than yours. c:<

Will you turn gay for me?
Turn gay for a complete anonymous stranger? Of course.

Have you/Would you ever want to visit the United States?
No I haven't. But really do want to. My parents, especially my dad, is critical of the American society, particularly the crime and snobbish society factor. They really don't want me to go. They say it's nothing different to where I live. Yeah right. As if Western Australia is just as boring as the US.
Next year though my school has selected me to go on an exchange to another prestigious school all around the world (cause I so smart. ). They said I'll be in UK or USA. Hopefully US...

hello?
HAI! :`D

Would you like some chocolate dipped puppies?
What? No! D:<

Can I eat you soul?
Sure. IF YOU CAN FIND ONE.

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
A woodchuck would chuck wood as much as a woodchuck would chuck wood.

Do you like waffles?
I FUCKIN' LOVE WAFFLES! >:D

Why did you choose to make emotes instead of big pretty pictures?
Well, when I joined dA, I was 11. I was alright at drawing, but I didn't really think I was good enough. I hadn't had much experience in painting either. My scanner was lousy as well. I thought I'd never be good at real art.
I can't remember exactly how I came across emotes, but I did. It was easy, so I took the opportunity. It turned to become progressively harder as you got better and become my favourite artform. Besides, now I have extensive knowledge of animation and pixel art, none of which I'd ever learnt before I started making emotes.

How has your super fabtabulous purple flying pikachu been?

Abosolutely fabtabolous.

do you speak spanish?
Eh... cie!
Sorry, I don't think I do =CtrlAltSuprDelete.

What would you do if you happen to wake up one morning and found Megan Fox right next to your bed staring at you with red glowing eyes?
I'd just hope we really did it last night.

what program do you use to make your emotes?
Imageready/Photoshop. But like I always suggest, don't use it if you can. Fireworks is much better.

Do you love kittens?
I EAT KITTENS FOR BREAKFAST.
Cause they're so cute.

How much GB can your brain store?
Gigabytes? Pfft, billions. My brain can handle terrabytes x 1000.

Whipped cream make great germ sanitizers like Dettol Instant Hand Sanitizer.Right?
What, why waste it on your hands? It belongs in your face, stomach and out your anus.

Why do you get more question than me? >:c
Do I? I don't know who you are. xD
At least it requires less effort. My email has flooded!

have you ever been in Ecuador?
No. But I do sponsor a child who isn't as fortunate as me through World Vision.

Do you own any: happy llamas, sad llamas, mentally derranged llamas, super llamas, drama llamas, big fat mama llamas...or a moose?
Well, if you classified my dog as a mentally deranged super llama, then yes.

When do children need booster shots?
I have no freakin idea. D: Probably very young.

Do you like pie ?
I wouldn't be Australian if I didn't.

I heard you were a lifeguard, does that mean you're a tank with a six-pack?
Lulz. Well, kinda. I'm small though. Only 165cm. I weigh 57 kilos, most of which comes from muscle. I look like some skinny shit though because I have no fat on me, and I freeze to death in the 15degree celsius in the water. D:
So pretty much, I'm tank for my size. But compared to others, I might be just described as not weak. I'm too small to take anyone on.

Do you have a facebook?
Of course! I use it everyday.
If you want it, you should probably come and privately ask me. x3

What's your favorite color? >:]
I dunno... I like yellow things. And blue.

Go with me to Candy Mountain?
Let's go to Candy Mountain, Charlie. Yeah....! :>

Your favorite game?
NOT COD. I hate Call Of Duty, even Modern Warfare. It's boring and unoriginal.
I have lots of games that I love. I just wish others would move away from the unoriginal boring games...
I would say either Fallout 3, Infamous, maybe Oblivion, and Grand Theft Auto 4.
However, there's a new game coming out that i've got my eyes on. BORDERLANDS FTW!!!!
I'm such a gamer, btw. I'd love to know everyone's PSN ID.

Duct tape? or Packaging tape?
Duct tape, duh! It fixes everything. >:V

Pokemon fan?
Who isn't? My first Gameboy colour game was Pokemon Red!
My favourite of the games were either Gold or Ruby. Gold had such great pokemon.
I hate the tv show though.

Any anime conventions in Australia?
There are, but only in the Eastern States. There's very few of them. I don't plan on going to any of them.

I'm John McCain. What about you?
I'm that massive melanoma lump on your cheek. I'm here to kill you. >:K


Guess what?
Is it... what? :D

Do you like hippopotamuses?
No, but I like Rhymenoceroses. :0

An alloy of metals is 25% copper. Another alloy is 50% copper. How much of each alloy should be used to make 1000 grams of an alloy that is 45% copper?
Damn you. Let me just figure it out...
You need 200 grams of the alloy with 25% copper, and 800 grams of the 50% copper. SNAP.

If they told you the castle was abandoned and you found out it was full of rabid tortises, would you still bet Chuck Norris $50 you could spend the night in it?
No. Fuck you Chuck Norris and your roundhouse kick.

how long does it normally take you to make an emote?
An hour to 10 hours, even a week. Recently, though, only an hours. I've been bussy.

Wanna try Cheez Whiz cup cakes ?
What are they? D: I guess.

Ask me something. >: Is the answer to this question correct?
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No, that was wrong. Can you try again?
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No, that was wrong. Can you try again?
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No, that was wrong. Can you try again?
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No, that was wrong. Can you try again?
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Okay, let's face it. Anything you answer will be wrong... but can you try again anyway?
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No, you're wrong. AGAIN.
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No comment. :V